dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via daennarys)

unclefather:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

"Monica how could you? and on our anniversary?"

unclefather:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

"Monica how could you? and on our anniversary?"

(via rosadrives)

cartoonology:

I just need everyone to stop and appreciate how poor and desperate Team Rocket is a lot of the time and that they have no permanent home and meager personal possessions besides what they need for work but they have managed to hold onto P O G S

(Source: ash-ofpallet, via thebigdeepcheatsy)